Today is the independence day of Pakistan ... yes today !!! Yes! I've been to Kindergarten in Pakistan ... nd NO i m nt on Sheesha ( i hate Sheesha) !!! Today is the independence day of Pakistan cz today is 27th Ramadan, and accord'n to Islamic Calendar, Pakistan got independence on 27th Ramadan, 1366 ... Bt alas, the Islamic Republic of Pakistan and the very same public who is demand'n for Islamic Sharia'h complianc'd laws implementation in Pakistan is unaware of tht .... The Islamic Republic of Pakistan nd its pathetic government is unable to share the very simple fact nd the public never ever thought of digg'n it out ...
We are not an Islamic nation .... We are a 'Trendy' nation ... We always follow the trend ... for more than two years, a trend has been observ'd nam'n 'Pakistaniat'! The trend is like hav'n some basic characteristics which i want to share in the follow'n:
1. one shows its eternal love for Pakistan but still dreams about leav'n to some European or Western Country
"I Love Pakistan ....aaannndddd i've also applied for Visa in USA/ Germany etc as the standard of life is much higher" !!!
2. One boasts about the beauty of Pakistan on social media but plans (nd wishes to afford) its family vacation for a Euro Trip.
3. One goes 'Pakistan Zindabad' on every Patriotic Picture nd goes for 'Like' Button so mch regularly that it lost the count nd forgot the it ever did
4. One changes its 'Dp' (Display Picture) of the profile to some Green Flag or Green wid Crescent nd Star of some badge nd removes the Pakistani Dpon 15August ... or a week after tht ...
5. One goes for 'Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' on Mall Road lahore wid a customiz'd bike with Flags on the bike nd wrapp'd around head nd pull'n out some stunts like one wheel'n
Yayy! Only a True Pakistani can do one Wheel'n !!!
For the car owners, they love to pump up the woofers wid Indian Songs on a national day !!!
6. One decorates its house, street, Mohalla, car, bike with Flags nd mini flags but forgets the fact of respect of Pakistani Flag that the shadows of even'n must not be put upon Pakistani Flags but Who cares ... More Flags means More Pakistani
7. After the independence day, the Flags jst get remain mount'd on the Roof nd it remains there, in storm or a sunny day!!!
8. "We love to Join Imran Khan .... He is the only hope for Pakistan .. " a common word on every guy who loves to c some chicks who he can interact without gett'n beaten up! Personally i like imran khan but ... c'mon guys .. if u want to support him thn support him by giv'n him ideas nd collaborat'n ur efforts with him
9. One joins a Patriotic page cz his/her crush has jst join'd that page on fb
10."I hate all the politicians ...they are good for noth'n " ... My dear friend, "What have u done for Pakistan?" .... "Ummmm !!! Yr mujhay koi karnay hi nhn deta (no one lets me to do anythng)!!! :D" A typical response :p
11. One loves the Pakistani culture nd people nd on the next traffic jam its like ...' Damn Pakistanis .... u never gonna get develop'd ... Curse You ...' ....
12. One always whines about system inadequacy but never present'd or work'd upon an idea which can change the things in a better manner.
13. One always say 'Sharia'h Zindabad' but cnt differentiate between Capitalist, Socialist, Communist nd Sharia'h Society (lolxxxx )
14. One thinks that the Pakistan Army is the best in the world but also complains the Pakistan Arm'd Forces had consum'd 80% of the budget
15. One never ever thinks about Kashmir or Balochistan, but loves to brag about how Punjab or Sindh r superior frm each other ...
If any of the follow'n characteristics has been cit'd in you, then you r in the Trendy Patriotism ....
This trendy patriotism has been observ'd by me for more than three years .... I must say that Chang'n Dps, Join'n Causes... Fan Pages ... Events .... Groups, Post'n Likes on any Pakistani Picture, curs'n the politicians nd the System alongwith society will not do anythng ....
You must show the world that you love Pakistan so you should carry out these things but plz .... Dnt do ALL the things on Facebook, Twitter .... Do something REALLY ... in reality !!!
If you really are patriotic, Identify the problems, come up with solutions (dnt jst whine about 'em like a crybaby)
If you really feel Pakistani, then develop some infrastructure for Pakistan. If you want to bring change, first change your own attitude ...
Its hilarious that we cnt even remember the Islamic Calendar date of independence of Pakistan and think that we can bring Sharia'h Laws nd change nd prosperity nd revolution .... lolxxx !!!! Grow Up Kids !!!
Actions do alot more than words ...
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