Sunday, August 28, 2011

Trendy Patriotism ..... Pakistaniat !!!




Today is the independence day of Pakistan ... yes today !!! Yes! I've been to Kindergarten in Pakistan ... nd NO i m nt on Sheesha ( i hate Sheesha) !!! Today is the independence day of Pakistan cz today is 27th Ramadan, and accord'n to Islamic Calendar, Pakistan got independence on 27th Ramadan, 1366 ... Bt alas, the Islamic Republic of Pakistan and the very same public who is demand'n for Islamic Sharia'h complianc'd laws implementation in Pakistan is unaware of tht .... The Islamic Republic of Pakistan nd its pathetic government is unable to share the very simple fact nd the public never ever thought of digg'n it out ...

We are not an Islamic nation .... We are a 'Trendy' nation ... We always follow the trend ... for more than two years, a trend has been observ'd nam'n 'Pakistaniat'! The trend is like hav'n some basic characteristics which i want to share in the follow'n:
1. one shows its eternal love for Pakistan but still dreams about leav'n to some European or Western Country
"I Love Pakistan ....aaannndddd i've also applied for Visa in USA/ Germany etc as the standard of life is much higher" !!!
2. One boasts about the beauty of Pakistan on social media but plans (nd wishes to afford) its family vacation for a Euro Trip.
3. One goes 'Pakistan Zindabad' on every Patriotic Picture nd goes for 'Like' Button so mch regularly that it lost the count nd forgot the it ever did
4. One changes its 'Dp' (Display Picture) of the profile to some Green Flag or Green wid Crescent nd Star of some badge nd removes the Pakistani Dpon 15August ... or a week after tht ...
5. One goes for 'Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' on Mall Road lahore wid a customiz'd bike with Flags on the bike nd wrapp'd around head nd pull'n out some stunts like one wheel'n


Yayy! Only a True Pakistani can do one Wheel'n !!!

For the car owners, they love to pump up the woofers wid Indian Songs on a national day !!!
6. One decorates its house, street, Mohalla, car, bike with Flags nd mini flags but forgets the fact of respect of Pakistani Flag that the shadows of even'n must not be put upon Pakistani Flags but Who cares ... More Flags means More Pakistani
7. After the independence day, the Flags jst get remain mount'd on the Roof nd it remains there, in storm or a sunny day!!!
8. "We love to Join Imran Khan .... He is the only hope for Pakistan .. " a common word on every guy who loves to c some chicks who he can interact without gett'n beaten up! Personally i like imran khan but ... c'mon guys .. if u want to support him thn support him by giv'n him ideas nd collaborat'n ur efforts with him
9. One joins a Patriotic page cz his/her crush has jst join'd that page on fb 
10."I hate all the politicians ...they are good for noth'n " ... My dear friend, "What have u done for Pakistan?" .... "Ummmm !!! Yr mujhay koi karnay hi nhn deta (no one lets me to do anythng)!!! :D" A typical response :p 
11. One loves the Pakistani culture nd people nd on the next traffic jam its like ...' Damn Pakistanis .... u never gonna get develop'd ... Curse You ...' .... 
12. One always whines about system inadequacy but never present'd or work'd upon an idea which can change the things in a better manner.
13. One always say 'Sharia'h Zindabad' but cnt differentiate between Capitalist, Socialist, Communist nd Sharia'h Society (lolxxxx )
14. One thinks that the Pakistan Army is the best in the world but also complains the Pakistan Arm'd Forces had consum'd 80% of the budget 
15. One never ever thinks about Kashmir or Balochistan, but loves to brag about how Punjab or Sindh r superior frm each other ...

If any of the follow'n characteristics has been cit'd in you, then you r in the Trendy Patriotism ....
This trendy patriotism has been observ'd by me for more than three years .... I must say that Chang'n Dps, Join'n Causes... Fan Pages ... Events .... Groups, Post'n Likes on any Pakistani Picture, curs'n the politicians nd the System alongwith society will not do anythng ....
You must show the world that you love Pakistan so you should carry out these things but plz .... Dnt do ALL the things on  Facebook, Twitter .... Do something REALLY ... in reality !!!
If you really are patriotic, Identify the problems, come up with solutions (dnt jst whine about 'em like a crybaby) 
If you really feel Pakistani, then develop some infrastructure for Pakistan. If you want to bring change, first change your own attitude ...

Its hilarious that we cnt even remember the Islamic Calendar  date of independence of Pakistan and think that we can bring Sharia'h Laws nd change nd prosperity nd revolution .... lolxxx !!!! Grow Up Kids !!! 

Actions do alot more than words ...


Monday, August 8, 2011

Upgrade | Mobilink & HTC Sensation | Its' about time !


Disclaimer: The names and brands of Mobilink, HTC, Samsung, Galaxy SII, HTC Sensation, Google Android etc are the intellectual property of their respective owners along with copyrights. 

Its about time that a new revolutionary phone enter into Pakistani market. A couple of weeks back; I got invitation from Mobilink to attend the Mobilink Blogger's Moot of HTC Sensation. I found out by Techland that HTC launch’d its contender in the ring of Dual Core Processor Smart Phones after Samsung Galaxy SII. I heard a lot of hype for the Galaxy SII and I want’d to see how HTC actually gonna beat its contender. Luckily, one of friends of mine recently purchas’d Galaxy SII and he was there for the same reason; inversely though. The Mobilink moot was another great enjoyable experience except the part where I didn’t get HTC sensation to take home ….


I want the Sensation !!! (Source: Simply Mobilink)

Well the Mobilink and HTC guys managed to give us out two test phones and I was liv’n a geeky dream that I’ve both phones to compare. HTC Sensation is going to be the next flagship of HTC in the Smart Phone’s market after HTC Desire S & HTC Desire HD! Personally, I lov’d HTC Desire HD due to its screen, camera, working, android updates etc.

I really like HTC Sensation due to its look, feel its sense 3.0 … Sensation is being designed elegantly and blended sophisticatedly with aluminum material with matt finish to give it an exclusive touch with rounded smooth curves which made it easy to handle. Sensation increased the resolution to 540 x 960 (qHD) resolution, whereas the SII uses a more traditional 4.3" 800 x 480 (WVGA) display. Dual LED  Flash equipp’d 8MP camera with HD video record’n! The HTC Sense 3.0 is a killer, the ‘Half Ring’ unlock’n concept as being told by Mr. Naeem Tabish; Country Head HTC. The Sense 3.0 beat Galaxy SII’s TouchWiz4.0; totally.


The Grip is quite handy!!! (Source: Google Image)

The Geek-o-pedia of mine says that Sensation will be a good investment as First TURN ON for HTC; the first ROM update will be of HTC, keeping its market value and Geek Value high all the time however, Samsung is a bit slow in such matters. Other thing important is the battery life and I am quite sure that Sensation would have beaten the battery conservation of SII as the SII user was saying that the SII battery drain’d out quite fast! The internet browsing was quite better than Galaxy SII.

Image Source: Slash Gear

A 15 min Sensation experience was literally a sizzling ‘sensation’. Mobilink really picked up the right match for SII in Pakistan. The Mobilink team’s efforts are quite appreciable that they’ve introduced Milestone, Galaxy Tab, HD7 etc in Pakistan. The market leader of Pakistani telecom market with a share of 32% (PTA,2009) provi’n its leadership in the smart phones market too.